I Get Email: Racist Idiot or Hilarious Poe? You decide!

In response to a previous post about white privilege I got what is either a fantastic bit of parody or a phenomenal example of racism:

You’re such a stupid cultural marxist idiot. Rosario isn’t a “white” name, so take your hispanic/multuculturalist bullshit and shove it up your inferior ass as far as it will go, dipshit. Not sure what a cauc asian is, but you should be nicer to asians too, while you’re at it and not attack them. You’re so full of shit to think that white people have it better, when in fact, white people have it WORSE unless they are JEWS which are NOT WHITE you blasted moron!

Whites have EARNED their RIGHTS, which your infantile brain misstates and assumes falsely as “privilege”. The more you subhuman, mentally deranged and morally damaged primitive savages TRY to assume the role of former White Americans, the more you completely destroy any type of civilization here and revert it to the third world crap holes you came from. The reason they are such infestations? Because YOU MADE THEM THAT WAY! Why? Because YOU LACK THE ABILITY TO BE WHITE AND TO BE BETTER. PERIOD!

Why wouldn’t Whites want to trade places with you or Chris Rock being “rich”? Because, like you, he is poor genetically. He is poor mentally. He is poor morally. And he is poor spiritually just like you are. In so many ways, you are poverty stricken to the point that NO amount of money could EVER help either one of you, and you’re too arrogant and ridiculous to ever understand why. Keep living the liberal dream until it tears you apart, you ignorant sack of crap. You and those like you will destroy America, and then you’ll have nothing but another mexico and africa to look forward to as you idiotically “wonder why”.

I honestly can’t tell if this is a Poe or not. What do you think?

13 comments for “I Get Email: Racist Idiot or Hilarious Poe? You decide!

  1. April 13, 2014 at 5:48 pm

    I’ll go with racist Idiot!

  2. April 13, 2014 at 5:52 pm

    Perhaps the angry white guy needs a BJ to calm him down. Tsk, tsk, such an unhappy dim wit.

  3. Donna
    April 13, 2014 at 6:32 pm

    I think it’s just a troll. I don’t know. I’m continually amazed at how many ignorant and idiotic people there are in this country. I have idiotic ancestors, but we have improved across generations. Why do these others not?

  4. Kelley
    April 13, 2014 at 6:32 pm

    Bloggers have to have a REALLY thick skin. This nut job obviously doesn’t want to have a dialogue. Not Poe, fer shur. But I’d like to see how he would fare in one of Poe’s stories, like say, “The Pit and the Pendulum”.

  5. Pseudologian
    April 13, 2014 at 6:37 pm

    Has to be a parody. The grammar and punctuation are too good for a real troll.

  6. Roger Smith
    April 13, 2014 at 7:52 pm

    Oh, obviously a latter-day Poe! Even with a little Shakespeare thrown in the mix! It’s obvious the letter is a carefully-rearranged prose edit of a poem. Here’s my attempt to reconstruct a probable stanza:

    Whites have EARNED their RIGHTS,
    which your infantile brain misstates and assumes,
    portends yet subsumes —
    exhumes — consumes —
    falsely as “privilege”.
    The more you subhuman —
    you mentally deranged —
    you morally damaged
    primitive savages TRY —
    TRY — TRY — nevermore ask WHY —
    evermore, forsooth, FLY from your PIGSTY —
    to assume the role of former White Americans —
    whites! whites! whites! whites! whites! —
    the more you completely destroy —
    annoy! — feed soy to koi! —
    any type of civilization here,
    yea, revert it to the third world crap holes you came from.
    Wherefore are they are such infestations?
    Because YOU MADE THEM THAT WAY!
    You POOPY POOP BUTT!
    Why? Because YOU LACK THE ABILITY —
    THE AGILITY — THE GLABROUS, PHLABROUS BOJILLITY —
    TO BE WHITE AND TO BE BETTER. PERIOD!
    NEENER NEENER NEENER!

    • Justin Rosario
      April 13, 2014 at 8:20 pm

      BWAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAH!

    • April 13, 2014 at 9:49 pm

      Well done! Bravo!

  7. April 13, 2014 at 8:34 pm

    Well, he used your and you’re correctly, plus he correctly spelled misstates. I’m voting poe.

  8. April 13, 2014 at 10:39 pm

    @Roger Smith’s response is priceless. ROTFLMAO! Sharing this with some friends.

  9. April 14, 2014 at 12:20 am

    Racist idiot it is, then.

  10. Diana G
    April 16, 2014 at 9:05 pm

    Roger won the internet!
    I think the original writer has confused Chris Rock and Barack Obama, but worse things have happened.

  11. April 19, 2014 at 10:54 pm

    Just keep on doing what you are doing and forget the Righturds on the radical fringe. By the way I think it would help a lot if you could extend your “Recent Posts” to 10 or 12 and if you included an “Archives” widget so people could read further back into your blog. Otherwise I love your blog and have subscribed to recieve e-mails on either this one or your other one . . .can’t remember which right now . . . and I will be coming back for inspiration for some of my own blog poses in the future. Forget unfair, unwholesome and unhappy criticisms of the Rightie Sewer Dwellers because they will always be there. Just remember that America – - for the most part – - is not listening to them right now . . . they are virtually speaking to no one except each other because they live in an impenetrable bubble.

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